February 22nd, 2012
Open Question: Is Karma Real or am I just getting fucked up?
I started shoplifting make-up about two years ago, and everything was going great. Walmart is really easy to steal from, because the security guards are just fat Americans who really don’t give a fck about anything else except their pay at the end of the day lol. Well usually, I go to an isolated isle, and i stash the make up down my bra. I have a full chest, so it’s really hard to tell. I have jacked a range of items, from scrubs, to nail polish, to facial makeup, to perfume. Recently, I’ve been feeling a certain pain on my boobs. I think it’s my period, since i don’t ususally count my days, but I’m not sure. My boobies are sore and tender. Also, mu forehead is breaking out pimp after pimp smh. Bumps every morning.
Here is my question: Look, I know you want to judge me for stealing and all, but we all have flaws, and I just put mine “out” there today. But does any one of y’all believe I am suffering from “The curse of the Make-Up Jacker” ?Does Karma exist(if so, it’s being a total biatch to me lol). Do you guys have any relative stories? Please share, and tell it all:)
